Week Twenty Nine: Brevity-ed

I started with the Mark Twain quote about writing a shorter letter and then discovered that everyone thinks it's Mark Twain but it isn't and then... well, things sort of took a different direction.

Here it be!

You have my full permission to print it out and use it in your very own line of ill-advised greeting cards. I wouldn't recommend it, but you do have my permission.

Any of you get anything out of this week's strange but brief prompt?