Ha ha ha ohhhh dear sweet melodramatic Freshman me. I have so many questions for you.
How does one even measure poetic force? (What's the SI unit on that?)
Does a faucet, dripping or otherwise, contain any poetic force at all?
Are you just very passionate about not wasting water?
Whatever's going on, I'm not sure it's that you're tired. Shhh. C'mon buddy. It's okay. You can talk to me.
The completed story can be found here!